My Room

No one believes me when I say that my room is a terrible mess, not even when I show them photos of my room.

That’s until they actually COME into my room….

it doesn’t look so bad here..

 

Michelle, ranking #3 in my ‘neatest friends’ list, (#1 being Vanessa, #2 being my sister) got the shock of her life upon entering my room.

I mean, she’s entered my room quite a number of times already, but this was the only time I did not bother to tidy my room before her visit.

My room’s mess level was at it’s peak prior to the end of STPM and also as a result of me being away from home most of the time.

And even when I AM at home, I tend to hang out in my sister’s room because there isn’t much space to set my foot in my room anyway.

So when people ask me how do I live in my room, I just simply answer :’I don’t'. It’s like a hotel. i just sleep here’

And this is where I sleep every night.quite convenient la because all I have to do is just put all my clothes on my chair. or, stuff them in the closet or something.

 

My table, also the neatest region in my room. Now let’s magnify the image a bit.

Michelle and Angela’s visit changed everything. well, almost.

I decided to clear some clutter in my room when Angela came in because I realised that there isn’t room for us to rest our butts at all.

Embarrased, I started picking up trash from the floor. Angela offered to help.

THEN. Michelle came.

ohnoes.

She couldn’t take it anymore. she decided to help me coordinate my wardrobe. (The thing about my wardrobe is that it serves as a place to stuff clothes that I barely wear. my true wardrobe is actually my bed)

according to colour –.- (exactly what my sister does. what a freak)

she ordered me to empty my wardrobe, and I did. and the 3 of us just started to work. we were folding my clothes (but before that, turning them inside out because almost every piece of clothing was inverted)

Michelle and Angela working on the mess from my wardrobe

But we didn’t manage to finish settling the clothes because Michelle started to sneeze.

My room was dusty. very, very dusty. And it doesn’t help at all that my room has a carpet floor.

when she asked for tissue paper, I comically told her that the tissues would be covered in dust anyway, which was true.

We went out to eat before finishing and I vowed to clean up my room. like CLEAN IT UP for once when I come home.

did I manage to do it?

 

I’ll blog bout it later.

 

 

LAME JOKE OF THE DAY

If one synchronized swimmer drowns,

do the rest drown, too?

Cute

I have no idea where the modern-day definition of cute came from.

dozens of people have told me that cute means ‘ugly yet adorable’, which, to me, is plain gibberish.

nothing in this world is ugly but adorable.

so stop saying that what’s cute is ugly and adorable.

now this is cute:

 

 

 

 

LAME JOKE OF THE DAY

(something my I came up with while talking to my sister the other day)

Pam the Ham: SO HOT LA THE WEATHER! what happened to the rain???

Me: cuz Rain is in Korea. HAHAHA (laughs at my own joke)

Pam the Ham remained silent.

Me: I’m gonna post it as the lame joke of the day.

Pam: huh? what lame joke of the day?

Me: Rain is in korea la.

Pam: …?? hAr?

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NOTE: you can prevent yourself from becoming like my sister if you sleep early everyday.

pre-post-exam stunt.

Ending STPM in a retarded way is a MUST,

because the last day of STPM marks the last day of my - very unfortunately- high school years (while other friends of same level as I am are already scattered in universities all around the world).

I just cant bear the thought of NOT doing anything dumb as an inauguration to freedom, and as my dad calls it, my first step into adulthood –.- -.- -.- -.- -.- -.- -.- -.- -.- x24874245.

whatever, dad.

but he did mention that my sister and I get to enjoy ultimate freedom from the very second we finish our very last paper.

but ya right. i bet this ‘freedom’ is gonna last while his mood does. (which is usually around 2 weeks tops)

back to doing something dumb.

Feeling inspired by the various retarded videos I’ve watched on YouTube in the past 2 weeks, my sister and I decided to make some money…

our plan was to get everyone to dare me to do what I just did in the video, on the last day of our exams, so that we’d earn some money.

stupid, I know. but I’m desperate for some cash.

but no one was free to upload that video on facebook so we just forgot about it.

until my sister had this brilliant idea that we should all just tie our hairs that way (as seen in the video) on the last day of our exam.

Jessica agreed to do the same thing. I called them stupid, mad, and every other word synonymous to LOA.

but in the end, who did the stunt?

me.

and my sister too, after what seemed like hours of contemplation.

 

The Shibuya-Nagasaki-Hiroshima sisters from Japan (or Taiwan, whichever your prefer)

 

Before reaching school, I texted Chong De to ask him how much would he pay me if I tied my hair that way.

he refused to believe that I’d do so.

so the bet was that I’d get two meals, on him, if I did it.

I won, of course.

Kentrick said I’ve been studying too much.

Mich just stared at me in disbelief, and said I’m retarded or something like that.

Prarthini said something like that too.

and ya. I was the laughing stock of the day.

I saw the examiner stifle a laugh when she saw me.

And i swear my hair was annoying the crap out of me during the examination. (The wind kept blowing my hair into my face and etc)
and I also wonder if Prarthini was annoyed since she sits behind me in the exam hall.

worthy for 2 free meals?

no, not really after all.

 

so there. it has finally ended. so, very tempted to burn my books but I have to sell them.

but when my results are out i’ll wish to hell I’ve made use of my books even more often.

 

 

LAME JOKE OF THE DAY

Q:What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work?

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A: a stick

The cause of my depression

‘How’s STPM going?’

heard this question at least 50 times since like what, a month ago?

No, seriously.

got this from my friend and it perfectly describes how STPM was. to me, at least.

in the case of STPM, however, the green circle, aka the ‘things on the exam’ circle, is really much, much, much smaller, and maybe it does overlap a little more with the red circle.

Chemistry, for instance, is technically separated into 3 text books, namely organic, inorganic, and physical chem.

remember out form 5 sejarah text book?

yeah, take that, increase the thickness by one time, and stack 3 of your hybrid sejarah text books together. that’s how much we had to study.

Mathematics is just plain retarded and retarded people like me are supposed to be able to do retarded things but I dunno why, it ended up really retarded.

Pengajian Am (General studies) which isn’t ‘am’ or ‘general’ at all, is a whole load of crap about our beloved boleh-land, testing your knowledge on how many kings we have in this country and also what the government (supposedly) has to do.

It also assesses how good your Bahasa Malaysia is because we have to compose two essays, each of length 350 words, we have to draw and colour graphs and pie charts (that answers why we form sixers bring STABILO/LUNA colour pencils to school), and do a bunch of other stupid stuff that make you look more stupid.

I have nothing to complain about Biology (because it amuses me), except that there was quite a lot of crap to load into our brains in such a short period of time.

form six, one and a half years.

by the time we start to get serious, we realise that one year has already gone down the drain.

so we had around 4 months left. 2 months were used to prepare for trials. within the 2 months, one month was used to tell ourselves ‘ah it’s ok STPM is 4 months away’

by the time we wake up to the hard fact that STPM is 3 months away, we start studying for trials for a month. in that one month, 29 days were used to study basic stuff, stuff we were supposed to learn in form 5, and the remaining 1 day was utilized fully by worrying to death that we’d do badly for trials.

And we did. then we told ourselves we have to work our butts off this time. but before that, let’s cut ourselves some slack and take a week of studying.

and we did. for seven days, no one studied.

On the eighth day, we started to take our books out to study.

by the time we took our books out from our bags and wherever they were, it was already the ninth day.

and then we only had one more month to go.

so, actually, for every single, normal, lazy, sluggish teenager like me, we only have one month to study for STPM. you may add the period of the real STPM examination itself, if you like. so that gives you 2 months to study.

 

 

 

KILL ME.

 

 

**the moral of the story is, don’t be a lazy and sluggish student. like most of use were.

 

suk munn, still wanna come to form 6?

 

 

 

LAME JOKE OF THE DAY

(this is really lame)

Q: What kind of bees produce milk?

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A: Boo bees!

(oh man.)

My mom joined facebook

and it’s entirely me and my sister’s fault.

we’ve always teased her for being the only member in the family who isn’t computer savvy despite the fact that we have 3 (soon to be 4) computers at home.

besides, her sisters aka my aunts always talk about how so and so uploaded these photos on facebook, and my mom would wanna see them. and she had to do it through my account.

she finally gave in to peer pressure and asked me to take a photo of her so that she can use it as her profile picture.

and the amount of precious time she stripped off me…… striking like 1000 poses and then complaining that in this picture her eye bags are obvious and in that picture her wrinkles are apparent and blah.

and i realised, of course, that THAT was just the beginning.

almost everyday in the course of one week, she would barge into my room (while i’m studying, of course), and ask me how to upload a picture, how to tag someone, etc.

it annoys me, of course, and I’d tell her that she should ask my sister or she should just try figuring it out herself because I’m not free. (mean)

then she’d reply, ‘it’s okay, we can do it after your exams’

how considerate hor?

but the very next morning she barges into my room again, asking me the same elementary questions.

and then she finally realised that my sister is more free to layan her.

 

a couple of months before my mom joined FB,i found this website, which maybe some of you have already visited before. it’s supposed to be a site where people upload the stupidest and most unimaginable things parents would do on FB, such as:

some other extracts from the site:

label? that’s the word my mom used.

sounds like something my mom would say.

 

and this, too.

 

and of course, with mom on facebook, i have to be more cautious with what I do online, even if it’s not wrong cuz she’ll just bug the living intestines out of me.

oh well.

 

LAME JOKE OF THE DAY

Q: what do you call a cow in an earthquake?

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A: a milkshake

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finally

okay okay I’ll update my blog. just shut up, and the next post will be up.

anyway, exams has been hell, especially Maths 2. killed more than half of my brain cells, still recovering from the afterMATH (lame.)

and that paper was supposed to be the last of our toughest papers, so i’ve sort of considered STPM over already.

18 more days

to STPM.

my dependency on sweets has increased two folds, but my diligence is decreasing daily.

I remember studying like mad for SPM but I can’t put into practice what I did last time.

meet my new best-friends, notorious for causing tooth-decay but nevertheless hasn’t failed to bring some joy into my life. for a brief moment.

they’re like drugs..

smarties (claimed to contain no artificial colouring)

Bourbon. every biji costs 15 cents.

Mentos Pure Fresh. sugar free, with green tea filling. they look more like miniature jurrasic eggs.

Skittles Littles- small in size, big in damage!

and the Coffee Bean Choc chip Muffin—perhaps the best muffin in the world.

The Ultimate Tooth-decay Medley – Vita-C, mentos grape and mentos pure fresh

I present you, the ultimate enamel-dissolving plan:

Day 1

Day 2

 

that (and more) was what 3 of us had in the course of two days. I invite you to join the tooth decay plan, which is fully sponsored by chong de.

Now I was studying bio and came across this question:

-.- Talking books?

I’ll soon be out of my mind in the same way, except that I’ll talk to my books instead of them talking to me.

LAME JOKE OF THE DAY

(dumb blonde joke week)

A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game.
She replies: "Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don't understand."
"What did you not understand ?"
And the blonde says: "Well, at the beginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back. So I thought to myself, gosh it's just a quarter!"